SINCE 1897, THE KINGSMEN TAILORS HAVE ENFORCED A STRICT CODE OF CONDUCT AND TRAPPINGS. THIS GENTLEMAN’S OATH SWORE BY A SERIES OF MAXIMS, FROM DRESS TO DUTY. THEY HAVE NOW ISSUED A FRESH OATH OF DOUBT, A TRUE GENTLEMAN’S BEHAVIOR SHOULD BE DICTATED BY THE ONE GARMENT HE CANNOT SHED - HIS PRIDE..
NEVER GET CAUGHT WITHOUT A LIGHT IN THE HEAT OF A SOCIAL ENGAGEMENT. EXPLODE ON THE SCENE WITH THIS KILLER NEW IMPLEMENT AND SNUFF OUT THE COMPETITION. THE LIGHTER PACKS A MICRO-MUNITIONS EXPLOSIVE, LIKE A GRENADE, SO LEND THE ENEMY A LIGHT AND GET CLEAR BEFORE THEY LIGHT THEMSELVES UP.
OPEN UP THE ONLY FRIEND A GENTLEMAN NEEDS IN A STORM. NEVER RIFLE THROUGH THE UMBRELLA HOLDER AGAIN - THE NATURAL FINISH HARDWOOD HANDLE STANDS OUT AND DOUBLES AS A LONG- BARRELED DOUBLE PNEUMATIC PROJECTILE DEVICE. THE IMPENETRABLE CANOPY WILL KEEP YOU DRY WHETHER IT’S DRIZZLING OR RAINING BULLETS.
THE TRUEST TOUCH OF CLASS IS PRESENTING THE PEN AT THE END OF A BIG DEAL. SO CARRY THE LAST PEN YOUR ENEMY WILL EVER NEED. A SIMPLE TWIST OF THE PEN AND A TRAGIC TWIST OF FATE UNLEASHES A SMALL BUT LETHAL DOSE OF AIRBORNE GAS INTO THE HOLDER’S LUNGS. WATCH THEM SIGN THEIR OWN DEATH CERTIFICATE.
A GENTLEMAN IS NEVER LATE BUT CAN ALWAYS FIND A MOMENT TO WASTE. FROM DOUBLE BEZEL TO REFINED LUGS, LIKE ITS OWNER, THIS TIMEPIECE IS SECOND TO NONE. THE 18-CARAT WHITE GOLD WILL KEEP ANY SUSPICIOUS EYES AT BAY. THIS PIECE COMES ARMED WITH A 500K VOLT PROJECTILE DART TO STUN ANYONE IN THE ROOM.
A TRUE GENTLEMAN’S SHOES SHOULD ENSURE HE NEVER STEPS OUT OF LINE. WHETHER YOU WALK A MILE OR A FOOT, IT WILL BEHOOVE YOU TO STEP UP YOUR GAME IN THIS PERFECT PAIR. CUT FROM A SINGLE PIECE OF CALFSKIN, THERE’S NO SMOOTHER SET OF OPERATORS ON THE SIDEWALK.